Note, the titles are totally made up by me.
H-2-The-Virgin-HerO, by Dax Flame.
My favorite molecule is water.
I'd marry it,
unless it was my daughter.
It's solid form floats on its liquid form,
which makes it far outside the norm.
[the?] life to form on ancient mars,
but you use it to wash your cars.
H-Two-Oh! H-Two-Oh! H-Two-Oh!
[no one chants with him]
WE [should] KNOW KNO3, by Channing Tatum
It can act as an oxidizer.
I didn't know that,
but now I'm wiser.
It has a crystalline structure.
If you can't respect that,
you're a butt-muncher.
It's a key ingredient in gunpowder.
Don't give no grief!
It can be used to make corn beef.
It's also known as saltpeter--
[visual of David Franco with pinata
prematurely terminates the saga
of the mango flower inducer Potassium Nitrate]