MMI: Men in Black III
I’m tired of talking about MIB3. If you’ve watched this movie and you disagree with the statement that it “Dove headfirst into the shallow end,” try and actually formulate an argument showing that the movie has depth. I dare you to do this and not have an aneurism.
Cinema Beans: Salmon Fishing in Yemen
Salmon wants to be a film about faith. Ends up being a film mostly about "fish 'n faith", which sounds like a really awesome sandwich waiting to happen. Faith Sauce sounds delicious. Unfortunately, this movie ACTUALLY tries to connect faith in God (and humanity as a whole! SERIOUSLY!) with fucking fly fishing (say that five times fast). You can guess the results. I'll rant about this later in another category. I'll give you a fish and a sermon if you can guess what category it is. And no, it’s not “Worst Titled Movie.” Not that it wouldn’t win that award if it existed...